“[T]he dilapidated condition of the University buildings, the gloominess of the corridors, the griminess of the walls, the lack of light, the dejected aspect of the steps… take a prominent position among predisposing causes in the history of Russian pessimism.”
- Anton Chekhov 1
Ah, Moscow State University, you glorious temple of learning and knowledge! So beautiful is your architecture and so beautiful your intentions. How each night, the towering peak of your main building is a glowing star, leading us home after our expeditions during the day. In the courtyard, little birds are singing, imbued with hues of golden and ivory black, lemon and turquoise; their songs remind us of the delights of the countryside, that at times can appear so distant.
In all seriousness, the main building and environs of Moscow State University (henceforth MSU) are very impressive. As I mentioned above, the building itself can be seen from far off; my first night here, a friend and I inadvertently ended up at Sparrow Hills (Воребьёвы Горы), which overlooks the river and downtown Moscow, and we never had to worry that we wouldn’t find our way back, as the building itself is visible from Sparrow Hills. And the architecture is quite a sight to behold, and that first night I was astonished by how gargantuan and, in comparison to American skyscrapers, bizarre the building is. It almost appears as if someone stuck a enormous cricket bat into the middle of a normal rectangular building, and incredibly, this design is not unique: there are another six (!) similar buildings in Moscow, constructed as one of Stalin’s projects. These are known as the Seven Sisters. Of course, I had seen pictures of them before, but in reality they are even more striking, presumably because in Moscow there are not rows of skyscrapers, but rather individual humungous buildings plopped down in with normal sized ones.
Library, behind which is the wasteland
All around MSU there are little gardens where the birds sing, boulevards lined with trees, and in the front there is a large garden with fountains in the spring and a statue of the university’s founder, Mikhail Lomonosov, surveying his creation. All of the little rows of trees and bushes are perfectly organized, and sometimes in the morning you’ll encounter the garden crew in their colorful green and yellow jackets sweeping up leaves on the paths. Traveling a little south of here, you’ll find a library, another attractive building, but behind that is what is called the пустырь, which translates essentially to wasteland. Here, there is a disorganized mess of brambles and vines surrounding a small pond of a completely non-symmetric shape, framing in the background the rumbling of heavy construction equipment. Presumably something is being built here, but what: well I can only guess. Or in this age of the Internet, I could just look it up; except that last weekend, when I first went there, the wifi wasn’t working. Right: at the most prestigious university in Russia, they can’t even guarantee reliable wifi in the dormitories. Once, another friend and I were roaming around the main building, hunting the elusive internet when we somehow wound up in the Geology department. I cannot possibly better describe this area than Chekhov does his space in the above quote: the “gloomy” corridors, the dirty walls, the lack of light, the “dejected” steps. The darkness gave the entire area an aura of sadness and and inescapable doom. My point is that on the outside MSU is like the garden, but inside it is like a пустырь.
A gloomy and dark auditorium in the main building
That might be a little severe of an assessment, although the character from the Chekhov story quoted above would probably agree. In any case, Chekhov’s language is very vivid, although I don’t fully subscribe to his thesis. The analogy doesn’t quite work anyway, as during that time the main building had not even been constructed, but that is besides the point; the idea is that there are some issues with the interior. To illustrate this again, when my roommate and I first moved into our room, after we took a shower we noticed a sizable puddle formed on the floor adjacent. We eventually realized that this was because the shower-head had broken, which took several days to fix. This finally was fixed, and then almost immediately the lightbulb had gone out. On the other hand, after two years studying at Carleton I have never had a problem similar to these, let alone two in the first week, and my friends at other comparably large universities in the United States have not reported many such problems either. Things simply don’t always work properly. That said, this hasn’t detracted that great of a deal from the overall experience so far, but has just created an interesting binary between the outside and the inside as a first impression.
1 The Chekhov quote is from “A Boring Story” (по-русски Скучный История), translated by Constance Garnett. The full text is here http://www.eastoftheweb.com/short-stories/UBooks/BoriStor.shtml, and is narrated by a dying professor with a rather dim view of life in general, including his university. Although it is not directly stated the university in question is MSU in the text, it can be readily inferred, and I in fact first found the quote in Caroline Brooke’s book Moscow: A Cultural History, although she uses a different translation and does not appear to cite it.